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I’ll start
They find nemo
The narrorator IS Tyler Durden.
Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
Rosebud was the name of his sled.
Soylent Green is people.
matthew mcconaughey and kate hudson get together.
The “bad guy” is the Voyager space probe; Khan dies, so does Spock; they find Spock; Kirk and crew and whales save the Earth; “God” isn’t really God; Valeris is among the conspirators plotting to send the Klingons into war with Starfleet; Kirk dies; Picard and crew stop the Borg; don’t bother with this one; or this one; Spock helps Spock save Earth but not Vulcan.
Hm…
Satine dies in the end.
Dumbledore dies.
Edward Scissorhands does not die
(okay, sorry for all the dead/not dead endings. wahahaha)
Charlie gets the factory and Willy Wonka reconciles with his dad.
The boat sinks. Jack dies, but Rose “won’t let go”.
They die as two oldies in bed together.
(LOL now I don’t have to watch Moulin Rouge.)
Holly Golightly and Paul Varjak get together.
Princess Ann and Joe Bradley don’t end up together.
Sabrina ends up with Linus, not David.
the dog Marley dies
Edward & Bella get married, have a kid, and live happily ever after.
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Every “Horror” Movie: They all die, except for that(/those) lucky bastard(s)
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Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
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The main character was insane the whole time! None of it ever happened!
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The princess doesn’t stay a frog.
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”whispering eye means vagina” epic. ….can I spoil bands too? Cause, in the end ATL eats your babies and then they go to...
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Dumbledore dies.
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The Titanic sinks and people die. Drag Me To Hell: She gets dragged to Hell. Paranormal Activity: Paranormal activity...
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rudolf saves the day and leads santas sleigh.
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The prestige is his twin brother across the stage.
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the orphan is really a 35 year old midget… watching this movie now
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harry dies and comes back to life at the very end.
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harry defeats voldemort.
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Edward leaves, then tries to kill himself, then doesn’t.
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Mulan saves China.
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Whispering eye means vagina. Jacob is a werewolf.
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Mufasa and scar die.
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In zombieland Tallahasse, columbus, Wichita, and little rock stay together and Columbus and Wichita get together
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billy loomis is the killer. sandy and danny get back together. berger goes to vietnam instead, and he dies.
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He turns into an alien.
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Watch: I can spoil the whole Twilight series WITHOUT the movies! This is amazing to the people who don’t know the books...
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UP= They live happily ever after Moon= They are all clones of Sam and his wife is dead (500) Days of Summer= Summer is a...
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The class doesn’t win Battle of the Bands but somehow the school drops charges and Jack Black opens an after school...
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Jesus dies at the end.
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esther is actually 33 years old and she’s killing everyone.
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Edward & Bella get married, have a kid, and live happily ever after.
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the dog Marley dies
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(LOL now I don’t have to watch Moulin Rouge.) Holly Golightly and Paul Varjak get together. Princess Ann and Joe Bradley...
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everyone dies in final destination.
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Snape kills Dumbledore.
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everyone dies. snape kills dumbledore.
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